STATE OF THE NATION: MINISKIRTS AND PANTS

UGANDANS ON WEARING MINISKIRTS AND OTHER ENTICING CLOTHES TO PUBLIC OFFICES


Ugandans are known for setting up rules and regulations for governing their country and then breaking up the same rules that is why as I write this article, the age limit debate is growing up day by day and there are some rumours that some of the members of parliament have already received some handshakes that will help them do away with the age-limit. 

Doing away with the age-limit will mean that the sitting President Yoweri Kaguta Museveni will rule this country for his for life or to put it point blank until he  death takes him away. That is a clear example of how Ugandans set the rules and break them. 

This same constitution that is being amended was written by the same people under the same president. 

They want to play with the rules so that it can favour that individual who is ruling this country.

 On Tuesday morning Ugandans woke up to hear about the new rules in public offices that stop the employees of public offices from wearing miniskirts to office. 

So what does this mean to the common Ugandan, it means that we shall not be able to see succulent thighs heading to office on the streets.  

It means that when you enter an office, you will not be distracted by the boobs of the secretary in that office. 

When this bill is implemented, you will be able to concentrate on any activity that you are doing without being distracted in offices. 

This means that bosses who enjoy seeing the thighs of their secretaries will now have to start imagining how cool it could be to end up in bed with these women that they work with us.

 The prices of miniskirts with fall quickly since the demand is going to fall. 

If you are trader who has a boutique on Kampala road, you better find ways of disposing off the excess clothes that you are keeping because time is coming where you will begin making huge losses. 

If you are a woman out there working in public office you better find alternatives to miniskirts and see throughs before the long arm of the law catches up with you.

 I would advise you to start investing in women’s suits that would help you escape this deliberate regulation and encroachment into people’s private lives.

 In Uganda when you are 18 years and above, you  are supposed to be referred to as an adult and therefore you are to decide what to wear and when so this thing of putting orders on what to wear is absolute nonsense and I disagree with it. If I were a woman, I would wear hot pants to work and dare any man to come to me. 

 Truth be told, there is no man alive who would leave hot woman like Zari to walk away just like that without doing anything to her. 

Unless you were knocked by a sheep in between your legs then you may not be able to climb a woman.  

But from my knowledge of this country,  these rules have been set just for formality and will never be implemented and for all the how women out there working in public offices, continue wearing  your miniskirts and see throughs to work and the transparent clothes that will give every man an imagination of how you look while  naked.

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